February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017

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Ramentine's Day

A holiday that occurs annually on February 13, where people celebrate their loved ones and their love for ramen. It is customary to eat ramen on Ramentine's Day. Created by American-Canadian couple Jacob and Lori.

Where are you going to celebrate Ramentine's Day?

Ramentine's Day by Jacobandlori February 13, 2019

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Bad Boob(s) Day

(akin to Bad Hair Day); When a gal's normally perky breasts don't seem so fresh or vital on a given day.

Poor Carol - at the pub after work on Friday, her always luscious boobs were, as usual, the center of attention and much commented upon (privately), even through her blouse and pantsuit. And now here it is the following Monday afternoon: she's had to skip lunch because of an emergency meeting, she's missed an important deadline, a fight or two with a client and alas, her normally shapely knockers seem so much the less today - slightly frumpy, a tad saggy and OMG ! have they SHRUNK ? She's evidently in the midst of a bad boob(s) day.

Bad Boob(s) Day by HAL 666 October 12, 2008

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International Men's Day

The annual event in which Twitter endures a thermonuclear implosion.

Guy 1: "Hey did you know that today is International Men's Day?"
Guy 2: "Oh god, the FBI is gonna have a field day with the amount of doxing that's gonna happen."

International Men's Day by Susorodni March 1, 2021

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