thermonuclear

1-When somebody is extremely angry and they throw a fit.
2- When something is beyond Awesome.

1-" After hearing what happened to his brother Micheal went thermonuclear"
2-"Did you hear the new Imagine Dragons album?, it's thermonuclear!"

by M@l0k@ January 2, 2018

thermonuclear fart

when one eats large amounts of spicy foods and releases the malevolent fumes out the asshole thus burning ones anus and the ozone layer

Tom- You better leave

Bee Bop Magoo- why

Tom- I just released a thermonuclear fart

by Retarded-doplphin-jockey October 18, 2013

thermonuclear weapon

A thermonuclear weapon is a nuclear weapon design that uses a fission bomb's heat to ignite a nuclear fusion. The resulting explosion is a lot more powerful than the normal nuclear weapon.

They tested a thermonuclear weapon and it turned out to be more powerful than a nuclear one

by Nuclear_Scientist December 7, 2013

thermonuclear_jackhammer

A frequent visitor of Yahoo!'s "Black Metal/Females Are Idiots" room, good ol' Jeremy intimidates all the males and females alike with his Scott Stapp-ish good looks.

thermonuclear_jackhammer: I work out daily to be able to crush poseurs like you.

by Robyn Swank November 4, 2004

Thermonuclear Bubble

The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.

All of that Turkish food helped me produce a Thermonuclear Bubble.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

by arecibo drake April 13, 2010

Thermonuclear Transmodification Device

A device that transmodifies things using the power of thermonuclear energy.

BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclear brick!

by Random Twoddle August 31, 2005