thermonuclear

1-When somebody is extremely angry and they throw a fit.
2- When something is beyond Awesome.

1-" After hearing what happened to his brother Micheal went thermonuclear"
2-"Did you hear the new Imagine Dragons album?, it's thermonuclear!"

by M@l0k@ January 02, 2018

thermonuclear fart

when one eats large amounts of spicy foods and releases the malevolent fumes out the asshole thus burning ones anus and the ozone layer

Tom- You better leave

Bee Bop Magoo- why

Tom- I just released a thermonuclear fart

by Retarded-doplphin-jockey October 18, 2013

thermonuclear weapon

A thermonuclear weapon is a nuclear weapon design that uses a fission bomb's heat to ignite a nuclear fusion. The resulting explosion is a lot more powerful than the normal nuclear weapon.

They tested a thermonuclear weapon and it turned out to be more powerful than a nuclear one

by Nuclear_Scientist December 07, 2013

Global Thermonuclear

A fun game meant to simulate the end of the world. Was frequently played during the Cold War, but has lost popularity since nobody wins.

Dude 1: I'm bored.
Lady 1: Let's play Global Thermonuclear War!
Dude 1: Nah, let's play Tic-Tac-Toe

by SilentSand April 21, 2010

Thermonuclear Bubble

The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.

All of that Turkish food helped me produce a Thermonuclear Bubble.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

by arecibo drake April 13, 2010

thomas the thermonuclear bomb

its what usa threw on japan

yoooo i totally thomas the thermonuclear bombed this town yesterday

by if u read this u gay October 30, 2019