Scuzzie
A chick that thinks she is sexy, but she is not and would mess with any guy as long as no one's looking.
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• noun {skuh - zee}
Any reusable bit of fabric, preferrably tubular with one closed end, acting recurringly as a receptacle for the consciencious ejaculator.
Most commonly employed by those who neither buy, nor wash their own socks, but have some desire to be discrete.... or by prisoners, as an alternative to, or in conjunction with a, "fifi."
Any reusable bit of fabric, preferrably tubular with one closed end, acting recurringly as a receptacle for the consciencious ejaculator.
Most commonly employed by those who neither buy, nor wash their own socks, but have some desire to be discrete.... or by prisoners, as an alternative to, or in conjunction with a, "fifi."
"Francis, are you walking through wet concrete somewhere on your way home from school?"
"Mahhm! Do I have, "proletarian," written on my snapback? You're so freakin dumb! Why would you even ask that?"
"Sorry Sweetie, its just, "scuzzies" socks of yours are like boomerangs."
"Mahhm! Do I have, "proletarian," written on my snapback? You're so freakin dumb! Why would you even ask that?"
"Sorry Sweetie, its just, "scuzzies" socks of yours are like boomerangs."
scuzzie by Churchoice MoRighteous May 9, 2020
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scuzzberry
1: yo did you see that cust on that chicks face?
2: custy isnt a good enough word to describe that shit, that was scuzzberry
2: custy isnt a good enough word to describe that shit, that was scuzzberry
scuzzberry by shpock January 19, 2009
scuzzlebutt
A misunderstood creature that has an arm made of celery and Patrick Duffy as a leg.
It is actually a very kind creature despite it's strange appearance. Urban myths telling of its fierceness are largely untrue. Believed to have been killed by Stan Marsh a few years a go.
It is actually a very kind creature despite it's strange appearance. Urban myths telling of its fierceness are largely untrue. Believed to have been killed by Stan Marsh a few years a go.
scuzzlebutt by snlgirl September 6, 2005
scuzzlebutt
Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.
It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.
On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.
He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.
So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink
It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.
On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.
He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.
So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink
1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.
2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.
3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.
3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
scuzzlebutt by JPEXS September 22, 2008