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Scunnert 

General state of boredom and fed up ness. Used when you really cannot be bothered, also when you have just accomplished a big task that has knackered you. Used mainly in the north east of Scotland
"I'm fair scunnert the day"
Scunnert by Sharyn April 3, 2007
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Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner! 

Scottish insult. Literally means go suck a dick you smelly low life
Head boys approach Ollie's house and demand he gives them free food
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"
A particularly un-savoury fishy/yogurty type substance found under ones finger nails after being with a lady who's feminine hygiene is not top of the agenda.
Byrneside: "I had a bastard of a job gettin the scunnit from under me nails after pullin that new barmaid the other night".
Sharpy: "I know, the dirty, acky, reesty, fishy scunt!
scunnit by Paul Byrne November 28, 2006
A Scots word used to mean that you are world weary, down-trodden, and thoroughly bereft of any lust for life when these words and expressions are simply too inadequate to signify the magnitude of your slide into "shitdom".
"Having to pay 550 euros to the locksmith on an emergency call out really scunnered him."
scunnered by ponteefex March 23, 2009
A slang term for money or currency, originated in Upstate South Carolina.
Adam felt the sudden urge to rob the loud man in the Affliction shirt, due to the fact that he was waving around his scunny like some ole bap muhfucka or something.
Scunny by TheBuhhfatherIV January 29, 2019
A verbal 'beat down' of Biblical proportions... real Old Testament-style. To unleash an epic lingual assault.

Origin of this word is believed to be from Vietnam-era GI slang.
David stepped out of line again, so I had to lay down the Scunyun on him.

Sometimes it is used in conjunction with the word 'can'. Davey rolled in with his typical BS so I had no choice but to open up a Can of Scunyun on the bastid.
Scunyun by Dickedup August 20, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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