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Scritching 

The act of scratching, touching or grooming in a familiar and friendly way.
Dogs and cats love a good scritching behind their ears and the back of their neck.
Scritching by timberpup January 24, 2010
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scritching 

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.
Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.
scritching by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

Scritching 

I got bit by so many mosquitoes I've been scritching my legs all damn day !!!
Scritching by LEESUH E. June 17, 2018

[scritching] 

The act of participating in an orgy dressed as a furry animal
Jemma has been scritching in the fur pile for ages I hope her suit doesn't end up crusty.
[scritching] by Squizzy74 October 18, 2008

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

code switching 

To customize style of speech to the audience or group being addressed.
She talks street to her friends at school, but when she is with her family, she is code switching and speaks proper English.
code switching by Cody Switcher July 13, 2007

dry snitching 

Intentionally getting someone in trouble by outting something they've done wrong while trying to keep it sly.
*You return to work from lunch with the boss right there*
Coworker to you: "I didn't know we had two hour lunches!"
You later: 😑

Dry snitching.
dry snitching by mashetee88 September 27, 2015
Word of the Day on September 24, 2019
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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