scribble dick 

Someone who urinates all over the toilet and/or floor and doesn’t clean their mess.

Somebody pissed all over the floor in the bathroom!!! What a fucking scribble dick!!!

scribble dick by Uncle Dong April 7, 2022

scrabbledick 

When your dick is so small that it doesn't deserve a collective pronoun.

That dude I went out with was a complete scrabbledick, he might as well have used his pinky.

scrabbledick by letterboxwind March 9, 2015