Fran Kranz

An incredibly talented young actor known best (currently) for his role as Topher Brink in Joss Whedon's Dollhouse and as Marty in Cabin in the Woods. He is beautiful and amazingly hot and adorable and will make you want to cuddle him incessantly and never let him go.

I hate horror movies but I will watch Cabin in the Woods just for Fran Kranz's face.

by letterboxwind July 30, 2012

scrabbledick

When your dick is so small that it doesn't deserve a collective pronoun.

That dude I went out with was a complete scrabbledick, he might as well have used his pinky.

by letterboxwind March 10, 2015