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screwtility

A situation where any action is Futile because you're screwed anyway it plays out.
Sandy tried to clean up the mess while waiting for the boss to come back, but it was an act of screwtility.

After finding used condom wrappers in the wash, Joe knew that it was an act of screwtility trying to explain this one to his wife.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 18, 2010
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screwpidity

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.
Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.
by iantheman October 3, 2007
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Screenility

Noun.

The memory loss and learning impairment associated with a lifestyle consisting of prolongued daily screen use.
"Screenility is particularly common in 21st culture and affects all ages"
by Xellum October 29, 2019
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