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Sceneility 

A disease affecting children from middle school to late into their college years. The disease starts as a form of Emoism, but evolves into a form of general deprecation that turns not inward, but generally outward, sometimes including other "scenesters." Scene individuals begin as preppy children, generally middle-class or higher. They will, in the more-advanced stages of Sceneility, act with general disrespect towards loved ones and delude themselves into believing that they are the “hip, popular” Emo, though no such monster actually exists.

Despite this, they attempt to differentiate themselves by being "straightedge" and behaving rudely at shows.

For more information on the roots of Sceneility and Scensterism, please see "Emo" and "Hipster"
My God! He's not an emo anymore! He's come down with a severe case of Sceneility! Just look at his preppy laptop case!
Sceneility by Spiffy McFly May 10, 2009
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screwtility 

A situation where any action is Futile because you're screwed anyway it plays out.
Sandy tried to clean up the mess while waiting for the boss to come back, but it was an act of screwtility.

After finding used condom wrappers in the wash, Joe knew that it was an act of screwtility trying to explain this one to his wife.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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