screp throat

Any misdiagnosed medical condition, not necessarily involving a sore throat. Punning on "screp" and "strep throat".

This isn't such a good hospital---the doctors are always diagnosing screp throat.

screp throat by pentozali October 30, 2008

Strep Throat 

It's equally unbearable each time you have this god forsaken sickness, you're never immune to the pain of a thousand suns going down your throat each time you swallow.

I have strep throat, I forgot what it was like to voluntarily swallow my own spit until now, I no longer want to know.

Strep Throat by Caedoe April 14, 2014

Strep Throat 

A bacterial infection of the throat, accompanied by swollen/tender nodes behing the ears, a sore throat, head ache. Can cause several problems if not treated; such as Kidney problems and poisonings. Strep Throat is not to be fucked around with.

I have Strep Throat, so i got some wicked pills from my doctor...

Strep Throat by 5444a June 5, 2007

Strep throat 

Throat infection, idk this ain't wikipedia, hurts a lot. Doja cat has it as for this present moment, wish her a nice rest. The simp community is at its lowest right now.

"Hey did you hear? Doja just posted, she has strep throat"
"Thanks Jake, I just fell on my knees at Walmart"
"Damn"

Strep throat by Hennysea March 15, 2022

Budega Strep Throat 

The physical condition that is received when you suck Budega's penis. This can be brought on by prolonged sucking, or just a few quick seconds. The only way to ease the pain involves Budega rubbing his penis around your neck and choking you until you cough up his semen.

There are no hospitals world-wide that support treatment. Though there is therapy...

There is NO cure and there never will be.

Information can be found @ www.whydidyoutouchbudegaspenis.com

1)Aam Boen frequently had his Budega Strep Throat after sleepovers at Budega's house.

2)Dude I slept over at Budega's... I think I got Budega Strep Throat.

Budega Strep Throat by Nevernine July 29, 2008

Strep Throat 

Strep throat is cured by ball gagging.

Yaya hadn’t been feeling well for a few weeks. She had caught strep throat, taking antibiotics did not work so she tried ball gagging. Yaya is cured.

Strep Throat by Xylophon3 September 30, 2021

strep throte

The shitty way of spelling strep throat

text: hey man i got strep throte i cant come over
reply: it's strep throat dumbass

strep throte by Super definitions Inc. April 7, 2022