Someone given to excessive and shallow or superficial chatter; a screevy person.
Someone tell that screev to shut the fuck up.
by Niels Bohr March 2, 2007
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by Scrunter September 30, 2021
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Another word for an clumsy, inept or unfortunate individual. Can also be used to describe an imbecile or pilik.
Dave: "Mate, I nearly had her. Most other girls like getting licked on the earlobe"
Trevor: "No they don't Dave, you absolute screeve"

Or

Neil: "She was a solid 7 on tinder. I met her and it turned out to be a man FML"
Eric: "lol! You got fully catfished you screeve c%&t lol"
by tunablerogue January 3, 2015
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