screaming ab-dabs

Diarrhea that might cause you to run, bow-legged, to a lavatory to pass a very hot-runny movement.

"Make sure that chickens been cooked properly, I'm not spending all night running to the toilet with the screaming ab-dabs"

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illness or ailment where you know something's wrong with you but no one seems to know what the hell it is.

when the doctor looks puzzled and say he's sending you for some tests, the results will be inconclusive, it's probably screaming ab-dabs!

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screaming abdabs

1. extreme anxiety or nervousness
2. one of the early names used by the band that would become Pink Floyd

I'm sure Syd had a case of the screaming abdabs when he found out he was being kicked out of the band.

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Having the shits, usually caused by excessive cider drinking and/or eating a fucking hot curry

Think I drank too much Westons last night as this morning I had the screaming abdabs

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