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scratchterbate 

When you are scratching an itch near your genitals.
Don't scratchterbate or you'll grow peach fuzz on your palms!
scratchterbate by J. Frank May 26, 2008
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scratchterbating 

Unecessary, excessive scratching of skin.
He wont stop scratchterbating!

scratchturbating 

When scratching a bug bite feels so good you can't stop.
I was scratchturbating so hard I didn't notice my mom walk in on me.
scratchturbating by Lare bear August 30, 2015

scratchurbate 

The act of scratching your genitals long after the itch is gone, just for the pleasure.
It's a good idea to wash your hands after you scratchurbate.

If you must scratchurbate, do it in private.

Some people scratchurbate every chance they get.
scratchurbate by Tiasdad October 14, 2022

Scratcherbation 

The undeniable need to want to be scratching lottery tickets
Look there's Kilgore basking in scratcherbation, lost under that mountain of lotto tickets...
Scratcherbation by KDMVP October 21, 2019

Scratcherbating

The act of scratching yourself in a way that feels orgasmic.
I scratched the bug-bite so well that it felt like I was scratcherbating.
Scratcherbating by River G Phoenix August 10, 2025
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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