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scratchterbating 

Unecessary, excessive scratching of skin.
He wont stop scratchterbating!

scratchturbating 

When scratching a bug bite feels so good you can't stop.
I was scratchturbating so hard I didn't notice my mom walk in on me.
scratchturbating by Lare bear August 30, 2015

Scratcherbation 

The undeniable need to want to be scratching lottery tickets
Look there's Kilgore basking in scratcherbation, lost under that mountain of lotto tickets...
Scratcherbation by KDMVP October 21, 2019
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026