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Casually urinating in public, usually in a park, mall, or airport, but can be used in any place but a toilet or urinal. "Scraff" is not used in emergency situations in which a person really needs to pee. It is only used when a person only kind of needs to go, but goes just to be a dick and piss in public.
I just when to the Natural History Museum. I saw some cool things, had lunch, and took a nice scraff.
Scraff by James O'Jaymzo Riley September 10, 2011
Words you can keep
getting high off nothing, being highly excited

also, scraff face: very excited facial expression, widening the eyes and smiling very large.

scraff dance: dancing around with a huge smile on your face while holding four fingers up, moving them uncontrollably.
nika and i were scraffing the other day at the park!

IM SO HAPPY IM ABOUT TO SCRAFF!

*does scraffle dance* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *rolls down a hill laughing..*
scraff by rosheen November 16, 2006
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"Hot-Boxing" one more blunts in someone else's drive-way
Scraff by Scraffmachine April 28, 2010

Raffy Scraff 

The phrase WiiWii uses when he has nothing else to say and wants to be funny. Search up WiiWii the stuffy pup on here and then you will understand..
Person: Hi Wii

Wii: RAFFY SCRAFF!

Everyone: hahahahahaha
Raffy Scraff by WiiWiisUncle June 8, 2024
When your dick and/or balls touch the toilet bowl or water.
"Babe, why do your balls smell like ass?"
"I just took a shit and sclaffed them in the toilet"
sclaff by MxLongDong March 24, 2023

Hot Scruff 

A person who still looks sexy, even when they haven't kept up with their appearances. It can be used for men and women, and it is derived from the word "Hot Stuff". It describes the beauty in waking up out of bed/etc. and going somewhere without really caring, because you know you're still freaking hot.
Ex. 1

A: "Why are all of these guys going after you?"
Q: "I don't know, man. I mean, I've been pretty scruff all week."
A:"Yeah, you've been wearing sweatpants all week and guys are still like 'Whoa, thats some hot SCRUFF!"

Ex.2

Johnny Depp is some hot scruff in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Hot Scruff by Hottscruff June 26, 2009

Akiva Schaffer 

A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.
Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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