Scolling 

Extremely hot

The pot of water was scolling hot. Sally threw a pot of scolling hot water on Dick and his skin fell off.
Past tense - Sally scolled the fuck out of Dick ass.

Scolling by Kitty Black January 27, 2019

solling

(smiling out loud): used in situations where one is not actually lolling (laughing out loud). perfect for when you see a meme and smile at your phone.

omg that picture brings back so many good memories... I’m solling.

solling by Forking Shirt August 15, 2018

Scolding Sean Water 

The recipe for Scolding Sean Water is lukewarm water mixed with Elmer's wet glue, crushed autism fish, and crayons. The purpose for this masterpiece was to clog the classroom sink, an achievement only pro-gamers can achieve. Unfortunately this didn't work out yet Scolding Sean Water remains a mystery to many.

"I drank Scolding Sean Water and I grew a second penis," said Ella.

Scolding Sean Water by libfucksRus September 9, 2020

Within scrolling distance 

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'

"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"

Within scrolling distance by kakashleigh August 15, 2009

Dirty Stollings 

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.

Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.

Dirty Stollings by DanielDbag March 9, 2020

doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.

I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.

doom scrolling by Dulced November 2, 2023

scrolling the ipod 

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

scrolling the ipod by ozzymarz August 3, 2009