Definitions by Wbienek

Tesla Trap

To care more about people recognizing you than the invention.

"Don't they see! I've invented wireless energy!"

"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."

"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."

Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.

Tesla Trap by Wbienek October 8, 2022

scrowling 

verb
gerund or present participle: 'scrowling'

To write as if scowling; frowning; such that the tenor and mood of syntax is perceived as upset or grumpy.

I'm always serious, that probably came out scrowling.

scrowling by Wbienek April 13, 2021

TEMIG 

Time, Energy, Mass {information} and Gravity

Those whose grasp of physics is greater than university scholars but whose credentials keep them on the sidelines instead of suggesting that the order matters and that they can be unified.

It's a good thing Einstein wasn't TEMIG or he never would have published E=mc^2

TEMIG by Wbienek July 4, 2019

Romper 

Romper / rämpər / noun A light one piece outer garment for adults and when worn by extremely attractive women create a nebulous emotion in men that combines sexy, adorable and practical into what some have said is like caught between wanting the whole world to see and wanting her all to yourself.

Note: A small fraction men consider the Romper as nothing more than a covert sexual torture device (akin whips or feather tortures) that can be purchased without having to go into stores of ill repute.

Husband, "Honey, you're going out in just a romper and flip flops?"

Wife, "I think I look good! What? You don't think so?"

Husband, "Yeah, you look smoking hot!"

Wife, "Well then what's your problem?

Romper by Wbienek July 18, 2018

Closespaced 

The Erwin Schrodinger (famous Schrodinger's cat thought experiment whereby two states exist simultaneously) model applied to late developing sexual identity

Did you hear about what Kevin Spacey allegedly did to someone?

Yeah. Kevin was Closespaced. He hadn't come out of the closet.

Closespaced by Wbienek October 30, 2017

Absotrumply 

Adverb : Without exception; completely; wholly; entirely, until push comes to shove and just before shit gets real.

I absotrumply will not allow foreign nations to impugn the sovereignty of the United States.

Absotrumply by Wbienek September 3, 2017

Writer's Honesty 

An honesty that transcends social convention and all judgement for the sake of their art.

"I never would have said that! Aren't you worried what people will think?" The friend who read the novel asked.

"Yes," the writer said, "but it was them or the book. I call it writer's honesty!"

Writer's Honesty by Wbienek April 25, 2017