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scottish bagpipe 

When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.
I was eatin' my chick out when she scottish bagpiped the shit outta me. i puked immiediatley.
scottish bagpipe by realnice6969696 December 20, 2008

Scottish Bagpipe 

The act of ejaculating into a bagpipe and shoving it down a woman's esophagus or anal cavity with great force while attempting to play a song on the instrument.
Sarah: You know that new Scottish kid? He Scottish Bagpiped me SO hard last night.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.
Scottish Bagpipe by xXx_Nut_Meme_xXx November 30, 2016

Scottish bagpipes 

The 'pipes' layys on his/her back with their legs (arms optional) in the air and sphincter presenting. The 'piper' 'pipes' by kissing licking nibbling etc said presented sphincter whilst simultaneiusly reaching around a leg with one arm to fondle tweak wank etc 'pipes' genitalia. Pipe amazing grace for extra stimulation.
The Devo loved it when his girlfriend played the Scottish bagpipes after his team had won at footy.
Scottish bagpipes by DevoMcbagpipes February 9, 2017

Scottish bagpipe 

The act of connecting one's rectum to another's usually performed with a cylindrical tube or rod to help regulate internal body temperatures by sharing flatulence. The bagpipe definition was derived a Scotsman the that had climbed Mount Everest and survived using his quick wits bagpipe and young squire.
Did you hear Rodger and Mick Finney had to play the Scottish bagpipe to escape the avalanche?!

Also accepted the abbreviation of the term "The pipes"

Jesus Johnny if it gets any colder out here we're going to have to play the pipes.
Scottish bagpipe by 2ub0 November 4, 2019

Scottish Bagpipe 

When your companion sits in a chair and you stand behind him/her a little off and proceed to have sex with their lubricated armpit.
Me and Gina got wasted last Saturday and we went back to my place where I gave her a Scottish Bagpipe
Scottish Bagpipe by Streder May 23, 2008
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