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Apple Play Store 

The Apple Play Store is the primary source for debate information. If facts or statistics are not found on the Apple Play Store they can not be trusted.
Representative 1: What is your source?
Representative 2: The Apple Play Store of course!
Representative 1: Alright, we know the information is legitimate.
Apple Play Store by Branderrson January 10, 2021

Google Play Store 

Google Play Store > App Store
Google Play Store has a much larger selection of apps and games than the iOS app store. It is easier to separate the good apps from the bad. It is also much easier to publish apps, hence the larger and more diverse selection.

google play store 

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

Comedy Store Players 

A Group of Britains best improvisers;

Josie Lawrence & Andy Smart & Paul Merton & Neil Mullarkey & Richard Vranch & Lee Simpson & Jim Sweeney.

These 7 people are often named the Kings & Queen of british improv.
Most of their work is funny. Some also featured on

Whose line is it anyway
Josie Lawrence was the most popular on the show doing all 9 british series. and 3 american episodes.
Paul Merton & Jim Sweeney were also on the show from time to time.

Richard Vranch played the music for the songs .

Even though most of these preformers are now old they still preform at the comedy store in london :)
Ooh man! wanna' go see The Comedy Store Players?

Yeah Alright :D

Scoreplay 

Any non physical activity or investment utilized by men to ensure that the woman will be generous with her affections.
Apparently his attempt to scoreplay her with limousine, dinner, drinks and flowers was inadequate.
Scoreplay by Ofashea July 12, 2019
The act of playing Spore as a means of foreplay
Before intercourse, the couple engaged in tantalizing sporeplay
Sporeplay by Liya the great March 4, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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