Spoonhump 

What you do to your girlfriend in the morning when you have a big ol' boner and are fantasizing about fully exercising it.

The slow grinding spoonhump is an effective means to waking up your girlfriend for a lil' morning sex.

I told him not to spoonhump me before 7am in the morning.

Spoonhump by kgirlTC October 6, 2011

spoonhug 

Similar to spoon-hug but without the homophobia, also spelled in a search-engine-friendly way so you can actually find related images and gifs.

A special type of hug.
It consists of wrapping your arms around the other person from behind.
Sometimes by surprise but not necessarily.
Can be done arms to waist, arms to shoulders, arms to chest, etc.
Can happen while standing on your feet or being on a couch or whatever.

Used in intimate situations or when friends are not insecure and really love and trust each other.

For example:
Between loving partners.
Between loving friends.
Between parents and their children.
Between brothers, etc.

During this type of hug, It is common for people to move their legs up against their partners, and/or rest their head on the others' back.

“Then Alyssa... spoonhug me without notice”
“Must be in love with you”
“Duh, she's my sister”
“Oh I see, that's cool, then your sister loves you very much, doesn't she?”
“Yeah, well, it's also common in our family to be hugging the rest of them spoiled lovely crazies”
“I wished my parents hugged me like that”
“Here, let me spoonhug you”
“You are so sweet”

spoonhug by yorgensen January 17, 2019

spoonmuppet 

spoonmuppet is an electric spoon, we like spoons around here. spoon man is amazing. yes yes. spoonman also can play just cause 3 very good.

person 1 : hey have you heard of that guy spoonmuppet?
person 2 : no

spoonmuppet by SallyParadox January 20, 2022

Spoonhumping 

The act of humping your other during a session of spooning.

Your boyfriend rolls over to spoon you in the morning and you welcome it as a warm snuggle. Then the spoonhumping commences and you roll your eyes as you roll away in search of a few more hours of sleep. In most cases, spoonhumping leads to forking.

Spoonhumping by kgirlTC October 6, 2011

scoothump 

Two people who own scooters that are madly in love with one another.

Those two love birds are scoothumpin.

scoothump by Downtown Lane Spliiter November 3, 2008

spoonhunter

Spoonhunter is a beautiful family, Spoonhunter are loving ,kind they are the best never let a Spoonhunter leave they're the nicest person or people you can meet.

Friend: bro

Best friend: what
Friend: I found a beautiful Spoonhunter

Best friend: that's amazing

spoonhunter by Bingbong 1inonly August 19, 2022