scrotumpole

A derogatory term for the "corporate ladder".

Giving a swallow job to Mr. Smith at the company picnic sure helped Melany climb the scrotumpole.

by DevilBoy March 11, 2003

ironing board

an insult to a woman with no breasts

whatever u say ironing board chest!
flat as an ironing board

by devilboy December 02, 2004

topped

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

by devilboy December 03, 2004

stonking

massive, huge, painful

ive got a stonking headache

by devilboy December 03, 2004

love to

sarcastic remark or a get out clause
someone u secretly hate starts talking to u but
u want to avoid them

simon your so cool do u think we could be hang out?
i'd love to but i cant... maybe in the next lifetime

by devilboy July 28, 2008

spooner

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

by devilboy December 28, 2005

Injected Fonzie

Skills or a routine employed by a heroin addict that help them appear "cool". Usually occurs when addict is confronted by police while "holding junk".

Billy has never been busted despite years of hard-core use. Most of his friends credit his God-given Injected Fonzie skills for his success.

by Devilboy July 08, 2003