Definitions by DevilBoy

love to

sarcastic remark or a get out clause
someone u secretly hate starts talking to u but
u want to avoid them

simon your so cool do u think we could be hang out?
i'd love to but i cant... maybe in the next lifetime

love to by devilboy July 28, 2008

spooner 

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

spooner by devilboy December 28, 2005

topped 

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

topped by devilboy December 3, 2004

sex on legs 

a compliment to someone who is very attractive, often shouted out

whoa! sex on legs!
did u see that babe?...yeah she was sex on legs!

sex on legs by devilboy December 3, 2004

stonking

massive, huge, painful

ive got a stonking headache

stonking by devilboy December 3, 2004

ironing board 

an insult to a woman with no breasts

whatever u say ironing board chest!
flat as an ironing board

ironing board by devilboy December 2, 2004

glooping 

when someone is staring/concentrating very hard, staring into space looking doped

what are you glooping at?!
stop glooping at me your freaking me out

glooping by devilboy December 2, 2004