Scloinch

An insult. To refer to someone who just got sat on or squished (by another person or thing)

That dude just got Scloinched by that manatee!!

by Sliimetown February 18, 2022

sclinch

When you cut off a poo half way through.

Sam: "I needed to leave ASAP but was trying to poo"
Kieran: "So what did you do?!"
Sam: "All I could do! I sclinched it"
Kieran: "Yeah, I get you. Nice bro"

by KDogg May 4, 2014

Scoinch

A drunk gay curious married biatch who claims to be hetersexual while secretly desiring a bulldick in his ass while gurgling fromundercheese and rubbing himself in bacon grease dancing in the dark to phil collins.

Tony is the biggest scoinch .

by Sissta December 25, 2020