Pseudo-medical term referring to an irregularly curved or crooked male appendage, (penis), much like scoliosis of the spine.
Laura was horrified on her wedding night to discover her husband was afflicted with severe scolidongus.
by CoCoaGoGo November 16, 2010
(verb) To pretend to share joy with another, while secretly experiencing strong feelings of jealousy, and doing a poor job of concealing said jealousy; Giving disingenuous compliments whilst sippin a large cup of haterade. This action is almost always painfully obvious to others. Derived from a combination of the words "celebrate" and "hate."
Roger: "Did you see Tom's new ride?! That thing is sick!"
Hater: "Mmm hmmm...yeah, it was nice."
Roger: "Dude, you're so celebrahating on him!"
Tony: "What do you think of Sean's new girlfriend? She's so hot!!"
Hater: "Umm, yeah, she was....alright. I'm so happy for him." (Slurping haterade)
Tony: "I smell celebrahate wafting from your direction."
Hater: "Mmm hmmm...yeah, it was nice."
Roger: "Dude, you're so celebrahating on him!"
Tony: "What do you think of Sean's new girlfriend? She's so hot!!"
Hater: "Umm, yeah, she was....alright. I'm so happy for him." (Slurping haterade)
Tony: "I smell celebrahate wafting from your direction."
by CoCoaGoGo January 03, 2011