scissor fest
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Scissorfest
The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"
"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"Your a skank Jenna."
"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"Your a skank Jenna."
Scissorfest by Scissor Queen October 29, 2009
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Scissorfest
The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"
"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"You're a skank Jenna."
"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"You're a skank Jenna."
Scissorfest by Scissor Queen October 28, 2009
scissorfest
Scissorfest is a Adjective to describe a situation to be as if you were a guy trying to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, but the problem being that you are at a lesbian convention, thus saying that there are lots of potential canidates, but none of them are remotly interested.
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Cheeks
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(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
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"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
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