by i8therice June 13, 2009
Get the scissor fest mug.The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"
"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"Your a skank Jenna."
"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"Your a skank Jenna."
by Scissor Queen October 29, 2009
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The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"
"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"You're a skank Jenna."
"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"You're a skank Jenna."
by Scissor Queen October 28, 2009
Get the Scissorfest mug.Scissorfest is a Adjective to describe a situation to be as if you were a guy trying to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, but the problem being that you are at a lesbian convention, thus saying that there are lots of potential canidates, but none of them are remotly interested.
by Tri-Cara January 1, 2010
Get the scissorfest mug.A Maryland-based metal band consisting of Matt Fischer, who is also a doppleganger for Farmer Fran in “The Waterboy”, Kevin Sturgeon (guitars), Robert Shore (an actual Potato), and Kris Celey (drums). They are known for their sheer brutality and their vocalist’s uncanny ability to be heard from a mile away.
by El Parko May 1, 2022
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