scissor fest
scissor fest by i8therice June 13, 2009
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Scissorfest
The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"
"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"Your a skank Jenna."
"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"Your a skank Jenna."
Scissorfest by Scissor Queen October 29, 2009
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Scissorfest
The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"
"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"You're a skank Jenna."
"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"You're a skank Jenna."
Scissorfest by Scissor Queen October 28, 2009
scissorfest
Scissorfest is a Adjective to describe a situation to be as if you were a guy trying to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, but the problem being that you are at a lesbian convention, thus saying that there are lots of potential canidates, but none of them are remotly interested.
scissorfest by Tri-Cara January 1, 2010
ScissorFist
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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