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scirocco
A very awesome Volkswagen that could stand up to many muscle cars of its time, gifted with ahead of its time German engineering and superb handling. This is a car to great to be handled my ricers, which is why it has been kept a secret. Unfortunately, certain year models had a few common and annoying flaws which lowered the reputation of the Scirocco, But I assure you the 1981 Volkswagen Scirocco "S" is a very excellent car made to beat 2003 Minicoopers (the red "57" model) in the SCCA and yes while still stock it can out perform the majority of ricers in this new era even though it was made more than 20 years ago.
I've never seen that car before. It looks average I am sure it wont do to much. There it goes peeling out half the way through 1st and squeeling into 2nd. OMFG!!!! WTF is that fire breathing dragon raping the track and pillaging the ricers of what little self-esteem they conjured up to come to the races? It's a damned DEMON!!! It just smoked a brand new '03 MiniCooper! All I can see is a gray blur weaving in harmony with the bright orange cones and All I can hear its beautiful humming tone and a few squeels of acceleration through the hard turns and a drunk hick yelling "woohoo! Get Er Done!!!" It just stormed past the finish line. I can see the front. It has a bright red "VW" symbol on the grill. It calmly cruises by me as if it had just gone for a Sunday drive and now I can see the back. In bright red letters it reads "Volkswagen Scirocco S..." IN-CRED-IBLE!
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scirocco
1. A car ("sports coupe") produced by Volkswagen that was discontinued in 1992 but brought back in 2008. Attained something of a cult following after it was discontinued.
2. The name of a wind that blows from the Sahara over North Africa, the Mediterranean and Southern Europe. Sometimes very strong and can cause sandstorms.
2. The name of a wind that blows from the Sahara over North Africa, the Mediterranean and Southern Europe. Sometimes very strong and can cause sandstorms.
Scirocco
an Italian name for the sexiest, funniest girl you will ever meet. Sciroccos usually have great taste in music and people, they know how to let loose and have fun. Sciroccos are fuckin amazing.
Scirocco by areyoufuckinjoking May 5, 2010
Scirocco Pods
Scirocco Pods by Sergeant Cosby February 24, 2021
mk1 scirocco
mk1 scirocco by sciroccomk1 March 2, 2009
blue sirocco
Fuck, I got grossed out last night, dude! I was going the growl on my girl friend and she totally gave me a blue sirocco. She blamed it on the chili she had for lunch, but I think she did it on purpose.
blue sirocco by Cluin September 2, 2003
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