I used to trust my wife, we had been married for 20 years, then one day I came home and she was fucking the mailman, since I can't trust her anymore she has to wear a tracking device at all times.
by Hans October 04, 2004
A rarely known, but often used part of the human anatomy (Found 99% of the time on females, although some sick, demented males do have them).
Have a look at yourself (if you're a girl) or if you're male, look at a porn picture; and find the loose piece of skin around the vaginal regions; this is a momtchil.
NOTE: The kezzdawg has been known to have an unhealthy fettish with momtchil's.
Have a look at yourself (if you're a girl) or if you're male, look at a porn picture; and find the loose piece of skin around the vaginal regions; this is a momtchil.
NOTE: The kezzdawg has been known to have an unhealthy fettish with momtchil's.
by Hans July 27, 2004
by hans September 21, 2004
The produced result of one straddling a toilet bowl in reverse, thus laying faeces across the front side of the porcelain. Often done to spite someone.
by hans January 13, 2004
Production "sport coupe" made by VW in the 70s and 80s. Last year of production was 1988 in the US, which had for 3 years been offered with the kick-ass 1.8l 16v motor (86-88). Most Sciroccos have been destroyed by rust or accident, but are greatly loved by the poeple that still have them.
by Hans August 25, 2004
When you are driving, want to change lanes, and there is someone in the other lane...Quickly jerk the wheel into that lane but stay in your lane. This panics the driver and as they hit the brakes, you get the room you need to safely move into that lane.
by hans September 24, 2004