16 definitions by Hans

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hard won, easily lost, and never fully regained
I used to trust my wife, we had been married for 20 years, then one day I came home and she was fucking the mailman, since I can't trust her anymore she has to wear a tracking device at all times.
by Hans October 04, 2004
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Germany in the German language.
I went to Deutschland yesterday.
by Hans August 14, 2003
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The produced result of one straddling a toilet bowl in reverse, thus laying faeces across the front side of the porcelain. Often done to spite someone.
Hey, we went round to scrinsin joe's house. that guy is such a chop. I dropped a reverse kanga!
by hans January 12, 2004
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Production "sport coupe" made by VW in the 70s and 80s. Last year of production was 1988 in the US, which had for 3 years been offered with the kick-ass 1.8l 16v motor (86-88). Most Sciroccos have been destroyed by rust or accident, but are greatly loved by the poeple that still have them.
"What the hell was that thing?"
"I dunno, but it said Volkswagen on the back"
by Hans August 25, 2004
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squirrel in the german language
by Hans August 14, 2003
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one who sucks dick for coke.
look at that drunk mike sucking dick for coke.
by hans September 20, 2004
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Erick Zoolander's newest look.
Can stop ninja stars.
It's magnum!
by Hans February 05, 2004
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