scimper

When someone slinks away like an adolescent girl. Usually black wannabe Euro trash that are named Matt, Winifred or Hayes scimper.

This word is not a combination of the words scamper and simper.

When we kicked Matt out of the house he scimpered away.

by Chenee April 1, 2008

scimper

Someone who scimps out on a bet. A whimp. A loser. A fag.

"The bastard won't pay up for the bet he lost."

Friend: "What a fucking scimper."

by ITSIMPOSSIBLETOGETANAME January 5, 2009

scimper

When someone slinks away like an adolescent girl. Usually black wannabe Euro trash that are named Matt, Winifred or Hayes scimper.

This word is not a combination of the words scamper and simper.

When we kicked Matt out of the house he scimpered away.

by Chenee April 1, 2008

Simper Saiyan

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.

Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.

by Try-Hard-Mode May 24, 2021

Simpery

The act of being a simp

John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Scimparette

A cigarette, specifically a hand rolled cigarette, that contains significantly less tobacco than a normal cigarette would. Scimparettes are usually rolled due to a lack of tobacco or as a means of rationing tobacco so that more cigarettes can be consumed later. The amount of tobacco used in a scimparette varies from person to person, however, it typically contains no more than half the tobacco content that the person rolling it would normally use in a cigarette.

Friend 1:

Can I pinch a roll up mate?

Friend 2:

Sorry man I have minimal baccy, It'll have to be a scimparette.

by dec4president January 24, 2013

scamperton

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

by Deano007 December 24, 2008