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Scilon

A follower of L. Ron Hubbard and the "Church" of Scientology.

The term is a play on "Cylons," the robotic invaders in Battlestar Galactica. It is particularly appropriate because Hubbard was a science fiction writer, and the top-seekrit "OT levels" are based on the belief that we are infected with "body thetans," the confused, immortal souls of space aliens who became disoriented 75,000,000 years ago when the evil space warlord Xenu brought them to Earth (or Teegeeack, as it was known then), dropped them into volcanoes and blew them up with nuclear weapons.
"The Scilons tried to talk me into taking a Free Personality Test."
by SpaceCootie June 13, 2008
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scilon

A person who sympathizes or is directly involved with the Church of Scientology.

Used in a derogatory manner by Anonymous and those opposed to the practices of the Church of Scientology.
"Hey scilon, how much are they paying you to write this biased garbage? $70 a week?"
by TheAnonymous March 15, 2008
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scilon

A person who sympathizes with or is directly involved with the Church of Scientology.

Used in a derogatory manner by Anonymous and those opposed to the practices of the Church of Scientology.
"Hey scilon, how much are they paying you to write this biased garbage? $70 an hour?"
by TheAnonymous December 9, 2008
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Scilon war

A series of world-wide organized events by the "Anonymous" (aka. The Legion) against "Church Of Scientology", because of their alleged involment in death of Lisa McPherson(36), Heribert Pfaff (31), Josephus Havenith (45). as of March, 2008
As well as "Church Of Scientology" allegations of slavery, financial abuse, "fair game" and "diconnect"
policy, and many other allegations of human and moral rights violations.
Scilon war generated epic Lulz for Anonymous today, while Cult Of Scientology tried to intimidate everyone involved.
by Russian Dude March 31, 2008
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Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.
A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.
by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018
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Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
by gollomosh September 3, 2022
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schlongpire

Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.
"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."
by Triwinning June 27, 2016
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