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A follower of L. Ron Hubbard and the "Church" of Scientology.

The term is a play on "Cylons," the robotic invaders in Battlestar Galactica. It is particularly appropriate because Hubbard was a science fiction writer, and the top-seekrit "OT levels" are based on the belief that we are infected with "body thetans," the confused, immortal souls of space aliens who became disoriented 75,000,000 years ago when the evil space warlord Xenu brought them to Earth (or Teegeeack, as it was known then), dropped them into volcanoes and blew them up with nuclear weapons.
"The Scilons tried to talk me into taking a Free Personality Test."
Scilon by SpaceCootie June 13, 2008
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A person who sympathizes or is directly involved with the Church of Scientology.

Used in a derogatory manner by Anonymous and those opposed to the practices of the Church of Scientology.
"Hey scilon, how much are they paying you to write this biased garbage? $70 a week?"
scilon by TheAnonymous March 15, 2008
A person who sympathizes with or is directly involved with the Church of Scientology.

Used in a derogatory manner by Anonymous and those opposed to the practices of the Church of Scientology.
"Hey scilon, how much are they paying you to write this biased garbage? $70 an hour?"
scilon by TheAnonymous December 9, 2008

Scilon war 

A series of world-wide organized events by the "Anonymous" (aka. The Legion) against "Church Of Scientology", because of their alleged involment in death of Lisa McPherson(36), Heribert Pfaff (31), Josephus Havenith (45). as of March, 2008
As well as "Church Of Scientology" allegations of slavery, financial abuse, "fair game" and "diconnect"
policy, and many other allegations of human and moral rights violations.
Scilon war generated epic Lulz for Anonymous today, while Cult Of Scientology tried to intimidate everyone involved.
Scilon war by Russian Dude March 31, 2008

Schlong control 

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.
A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

Long schlong telegong 

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022

schlongpire 

Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.
"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."
schlongpire by Triwinning June 27, 2016
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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