scientute 

When a 'scientist' will say anything for the right amount of money they are a 'scientute.'

The guy who said smoking was good for your health wasn't a scientist... he was a scientute.

scientute by Holly from OKCupid December 29, 2020

scientits 

1) a female scientist. most commonly used by a pervert, or a sexist
-OR-
2) a misspelling of scientist. most commly used if not paying attention when typing, or dyslexic

1) Man 1: "Dude, did you see that new scientits?"
Man 2: "Hell yea man!"

2) *when typing* <b> scientits </b>...
you *thinking* DAMMIT

scientits by nope,no,nuh uh March 30, 2009

Scientuzzled 

A sudden striking of scientific knowledge, to one who did not study, a couple minutes before an exam or test on any of the forms of science.

Yo man you ready for this science test?

No...WHOA I just got scientuzzled. Now I am!

Scientuzzled by mbaldi March 21, 2017

scientitian 

Someone who uses scientific vocabulary to sound like a smart ass but is really a stupid retard

fams really said he knows the molecules of the number 5, definitely a scientitian

scientitian by Amelia Rideout September 12, 2022

scientusk 

term used to describe fodder players usually within the Arcane Odyssey community. these kind of people are usually known for throwing wars and ganks

guh you performed like a scientusk yesterday you completely ashamed our clan

scientusk by mushroomsmoker September 29, 2023

scientits 

Doing research on huge tits for the sake of science.

I wish I could work on scientits

scientits by tits4u_tits4me January 13, 2009

Scientition 

The Scientition is a metal/thrash/melodic band from Hastings, UK.

A Scientition is one of The Scientitions fans.

I am a Scientition and I love The Scientition!

Scientition by Mr Power Hi Tech January 12, 2011