schwinny

used in a child like voice to tell children to zip it or shush without sounding like an ass

children: laughing and talking out of place

Jimmy: holding his index finger to his thumb exclaimed schwinny

by ecjen November 4, 2011

schwinned

The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.

I saw a guy get schwinned hardcore today. It was fuckin' hilarious.

by j.money September 19, 2005

schwinnhole

when your riding a bike with the bike seat upside down and the peg is up your ass, or and unmatched schwinnhole is when your walking around with an upside down bike seat up your ass

definition, i went for a ride and my ass was itching so I had my dad fix the bike so I was riding a schwinnhole

by nate,the,muff,fucking,walrus January 10, 2017

Extreme Schwinning

Schwinning except you leave the safety of you vehicle to explore abandoned buildings and over grown hiking paths. Can be very exciting and lead to bear attacks or gun shots from farmers.

"I stepped in a bear trap while extreme schwinning last night."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

Schwindy

A dirty stinky smelly fat bitch who stinks and smells all the time and need to shower; questionably racist, confederate ties

Jill: Hey look at this guy I met.

Karen: Ew! He’s such a schwindy!

by yoyokillme August 2, 2020

schkinny lean

When a mf so skinny he's not even skinny no more, he's schkinny. And then he lean asf too gawd dayum.

guy 1: damn that mofo is skinny and lean

guy 2: bro is literally schkinny lean

guy 1: haha fr

by SplattBoi December 5, 2022

For the schwinn!

A biker expression for a stunt pulled on a bike that can only be summarized as badass, or for the win, except in biker terms.

"Holy shit! He did did a 360 on his bike"
"For the schwinn!"

by HailHypnotoad September 28, 2008