when your riding a bike with the bike seat upside down and the peg is up your ass, or and unmatched schwinnhole is when your walking around with an upside down bike seat up your ass
definition, i went for a ride and my ass was itching so I had my dad fix the bike so I was riding a schwinnhole
by nate,the,muff,fucking,walrus January 10, 2017
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