The philosophy that nothing matters as long as you're Schwifty–
In short, freedom, hapenis, and fun is above all other purposes.
In short, freedom, hapenis, and fun is above all other purposes.
Boss: Hi did you shit your pants on the first day of the job?
New hire: Yes I was getting Schwifty.
Boss: Okay I don't care, all that matters is your practice of schwiftism.
COUNTEREXAMPLE: not Schwifty (Schwiftless)
Boss: Hi are your pants still white?
New hire: Yes and I didn't even shit on the floor
Boss: I don't care.. enough to EMPLOY YOU LOLLLLOEHAHSHEHE
New hire: Yes I was getting Schwifty.
Boss: Okay I don't care, all that matters is your practice of schwiftism.
COUNTEREXAMPLE: not Schwifty (Schwiftless)
Boss: Hi are your pants still white?
New hire: Yes and I didn't even shit on the floor
Boss: I don't care.. enough to EMPLOY YOU LOLLLLOEHAHSHEHE
by Schwiftists January 24, 2023