Swiftism is a religion centred around the pop-star Taylor Swift.
Swifties welcome everyone to join Swiftism, as we try to be inclusive. The only people not welcome are Kanye West or John Mayer stans.
There are many common practices associated with Swiftism. Some Swifties choose to wear a red scarf, paper rings or other significant items to remind themselves of Taylor Swift and to show others that they are a part of Swiftism.
There are also many holidays celebrated by Swifties, which are marked on official Swiftie calendars. These include, but are not limited to album birthdays, Swift family member birthdays and national snake day.
It is important to recognise the Fearless heart hands, an iconic gesture of Swiftism.
Other traditions include quoting the sacred lore (e.g. you are not asleep, your mind is alive), drinking coffee/tea/hot chocolate on a Wednesday in a cafe, Christmas themed birthday parties and adopting too many cats.
The Swiftie national anthem is Maroon. Generally, the chorus is song in a monotone voice at appropriate occasions.
Some commonly held values in Swiftism are kindness, fearlessness, speaking now (not later), joy, friends, revenge, love, reading, self respect and never sleeping.
Swifties welcome everyone to join Swiftism, as we try to be inclusive. The only people not welcome are Kanye West or John Mayer stans.
There are many common practices associated with Swiftism. Some Swifties choose to wear a red scarf, paper rings or other significant items to remind themselves of Taylor Swift and to show others that they are a part of Swiftism.
There are also many holidays celebrated by Swifties, which are marked on official Swiftie calendars. These include, but are not limited to album birthdays, Swift family member birthdays and national snake day.
It is important to recognise the Fearless heart hands, an iconic gesture of Swiftism.
Other traditions include quoting the sacred lore (e.g. you are not asleep, your mind is alive), drinking coffee/tea/hot chocolate on a Wednesday in a cafe, Christmas themed birthday parties and adopting too many cats.
The Swiftie national anthem is Maroon. Generally, the chorus is song in a monotone voice at appropriate occasions.
Some commonly held values in Swiftism are kindness, fearlessness, speaking now (not later), joy, friends, revenge, love, reading, self respect and never sleeping.
Example 1:
Betty recently joined Swiftism, and now she always wears a red scarf.
Example 2:
Swiftism is a very popular religion.
Betty recently joined Swiftism, and now she always wears a red scarf.
Example 2:
Swiftism is a very popular religion.
by Youheardtherumoursfromme September 2, 2023
Get the Swiftism mug.religion that worships taylor swift and a pantheon of lower, but no less amazing, gods. in this religion, taylor swift is the main god. conan gray, olivia rodrigo, gracie abrams, maisie peters, phoebe bridgers, etc. are all lesser gods in the swiftism pantheon. in swiftism, false god is played every wednesday (“on a wednesday in a cafe we began again”) while we drink taylor lattes and diet coke. everyone in swiftism must complete a pilgrimage to at least one notable location from taylor’s life i.e. cornelia street, nashville, new york, wyomissing, etc. joe alwyn is not a god, but almost like a saint. anyone who has dated, met, or interacted with taylor in the past can consider themselves blessed.
ex. 1
*goes to see s/o’s family*
s/o mom “i hear you don’t practice traditional religion”
me “no i am a swiftie and practice swiftism”
ex. 2
person 1 “taylor swift is such a god”
person 2 “i know i’m seriously considering joining swiftism”
*goes to see s/o’s family*
s/o mom “i hear you don’t practice traditional religion”
me “no i am a swiftie and practice swiftism”
ex. 2
person 1 “taylor swift is such a god”
person 2 “i know i’m seriously considering joining swiftism”
by everwhores13 December 19, 2021
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A cult-like religion centered around American singer-songwriter and actress Taylor Swift. People who believe in said religion are called Swifties, and I AM ONE OF THEM.
Person A: Hi.
Swiftie B: Can I suggest a playlist for you to play?
Person A: Ok...
*Person A plays the playlist and likes the music*
Swiftie B: That was God, I mean..., Taylor's music.
Swiftie A: Yay, I converted into Swiftism!
Swiftie B: Can I suggest a playlist for you to play?
Person A: Ok...
*Person A plays the playlist and likes the music*
Swiftie B: That was God, I mean..., Taylor's music.
Swiftie A: Yay, I converted into Swiftism!
by 1989stan13 December 29, 2023
Get the Swiftism mug.First of all, only one person has this name in the world & his instagram account is @_Swiftisito_, plus the most legit lad in history of the world. He hates discussions just likes to get to the point, no need for fights, he already won. If you talk to him you better watch out that you do not get a left hooker. He is a serious lad, focused, disciplined, loves to inspire and motivate others & would definitely make it into the D1 Football Team. If you ever meet him on the side line it would only be a for a couple of drinks but with such a chill attitude you cant get away with just one. He will get all those damn chicks on the planet but has a life of his own, so do not mess about, if he looks at you seriously you know that he is mad and never doubt him. Careful, one blink of an eye and you might be on the floor tonight. Obviously he loves jokes so do not get to turned on lmao, remember you cannot beat this guy since he can beat you in a thought.
You might see Swiftisito running faster than the speed of light, so watch out he can catch you at any moment in time, place or direction lmao.
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