Schwemm 

Schwemm is a cigarette that contains ganja. Also known as a joint.

Her: Wow, all these people around us are all their own person with their own experiences and opinions and life stories!
Him: Yeah, that's called sonder. You're probably realising all of this because you smoked one too many Schwemm.

Schwemm by Schwemmmeister December 23, 2019

schwimmer fatigue 

Getting tired of seeing David Schwimmer on TV

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

schwimmer fatigue by chandelierbingaling July 22, 2012

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

schmemmy 

An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.

In 2007, Kathy Griffin won the Schmemmy for her reality show, Life on the D-List.

schmemmy by DanielBrown January 5, 2008

Von Schlemmer 

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler

Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?

Von Schlemmer by craz kylo May 23, 2008

Schwammered 

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.

Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore

Schwammered by schwammered June 5, 2010

david schwimmer 

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

david schwimmer by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017