beyond cool. if something is too cool for words all you have to say is "SCHWEMMPES". pronounced Shwem-pez. but you cant ever underuse it. it stricktly means beyond cool or anyother words. not even dank.
by this one chick August 30, 2006
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John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.
by K.P.B. October 8, 2012
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by Linda Richman January 14, 2009
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Get the Not the full can of Schweppes. mug.A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.
Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"
Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"
Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"
by Webcke August 9, 2009
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