Schwemmpes 

beyond cool. if something is too cool for words all you have to say is "SCHWEMMPES". pronounced Shwem-pez. but you cant ever underuse it. it stricktly means beyond cool or anyother words. not even dank.

That smokering was SCHWEMMPES!!!!!!11!one!!!11

Schwemmpes by this one chick August 30, 2006

Schweppes 

The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".

John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.

Schweppes by K.P.B. October 8, 2012

Schweppes 

1. Marijuana
Related: (Schweppsing) The act of smoking Marijuana

Neil: Yo you down to shiggity schweppes tonight?

Juice: No, I'm a puss.

Schweppes by Linda Richman January 14, 2009

Not the full can of Schweppes.

Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.

That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."

No intellectual conversation there!!!

Not the full can of Schweppes. by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

Schweppes Swallow 

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.

Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"

Schweppes Swallow by Webcke August 9, 2009

Dirty Schweppes Guy 

A man who hasn't cut or washed his hair since the 4th grade. It wears the same shirt for about two weeks straight before changing to a new one. Drives a 2006 Suby or a big black van. He can't grow a beard but he can grow a mean scum stache. His scum burns (side burns) really tie the whole outfit together though. The Schweppes is the most important part though. It drinks a 2 liter of warm Schweppes every single day

Everyone likes Dirty Schweppes Guy

Dirty Schweppes Guy by Guy Harry September 12, 2017

Schweppes 

Another word for "Shit"

Schweppes Head
Oh Schweppes
Holy Schweppes

Schweppes by rmsmartboy July 29, 2014