Schweffing 

1. The act of sleazily coming on to a member of the opposite sex, often utilising alcohol, ridiculously colourful clothing and eye-watering lines of Austin Powers style calibre, usually delivered in an drawling accent straight-outta Surrey. A Schweffe can be of either sex.

Chap 1: Mate, did you see Georgie schweffing up Charles and the hunt ball last night? He could barely stand straight.

Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.

Schweffing by Ballchops October 25, 2012

Schweffing 

The male or female form of interaction, with the opposite sex, including flirting or attempting to pull.

Or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.

Jem: Mate are you schweffing tonight?
Harry: Yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
Jem: Yeah I was gonna see if Steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he's schweffing Ellie!
Harry: OK.. Schweff ya later!

Schweffing by schweffatron3000 March 10, 2011

Schiffing 

Using Arguments against Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant.

Frances Coppola is straight up Schiffing for attention.

Schiffing by BTCBug December 29, 2020

schnoffing

Similar to Snorting. South African slang usually used for snorting CAT or Crack.

I schnoffed so much last night.

What have you been Schnoffing, Jimmy?

schnoffing by twistED Gein February 13, 2018

Schweezing

(noun)- A dance move, in which the dancer moves their butt up and down, "dropping it low" while they shake their butt side to side and gyrate their calves. Akin to twerking, but meant to be funny.

"Damn, did you see that girl schweezing?"
"Yeah, she bad, she bad, lmao she's hilarious."

Schweezing by Red Lettuce April 10, 2013

sheffing 

hating on everything for no particular reason other than the fact that the world is not fair

Damn, dude, stop sheffing over all the stats homework

sheffing by lolololol4321zzzz March 31, 2009

shwefting 

Talking to someone in a club with the intention of sleeping with them.

Girl: did you see her shwefting?

Girl: yeah she was terrible

shwefting by Legend995 May 3, 2010