Schmammy

A bigoted person who blindly trusts police, racists, and anti-lgbtq+ beliefs while thinking of themselves as the moral peak of society.

Don't be such a little shit dude. You're acting like a Schmammy

by Deur June 9, 2021

schmemmy

An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.

In 2007, Kathy Griffin won the Schmemmy for her reality show, Life on the D-List.

by DanielBrown January 5, 2008

schmammered

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

schmarmy

to be creepy and suave at the same time, Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them with a dirty feeling.

see Herb Tarlek Jr, sales manager of WKRP and Cincinatti; Larry Dallas of Three's Company

by Zack Shubkagel February 3, 2004

Shmammy

A nickname person who is completely or frequently shmammered.

"Hey shmammy how many beers have you had tonight!?"...."Uhhh...eleventeen i think (in drunken slur)"

by Nealbird May 10, 2010

schmarmy

Slick, yet tacky. Perhaps how a drunken James Bond would act, and look.

Look at him talking to those girls. He's hella schmarmy!

by SteeznutS May 24, 2007

schmommy

a mom that might be a man.....

I'm totally confused is that a schmommy?

by pig face joe July 17, 2007