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schmemmy 

An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.
In 2007, Kathy Griffin won the Schmemmy for her reality show, Life on the D-List.
schmemmy by DanielBrown January 5, 2008

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

schmarmy 

to be creepy and suave at the same time, Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them with a dirty feeling.
see Herb Tarlek Jr, sales manager of WKRP and Cincinatti; Larry Dallas of Three's Company
schmarmy by Zack Shubkagel February 3, 2004
A nickname person who is completely or frequently shmammered.
"Hey shmammy how many beers have you had tonight!?"...."Uhhh...eleventeen i think (in drunken slur)"
Shmammy by Nealbird May 10, 2010

schmarmy 

Slick, yet tacky. Perhaps how a drunken James Bond would act, and look.
Look at him talking to those girls. He's hella schmarmy!
schmarmy by SteeznutS May 24, 2007

schmommy 

a mom that might be a man.....
I'm totally confused is that a schmommy?
schmommy by pig face joe July 17, 2007
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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