2 definitions by Udeson

Picture

To fart on or at someone.

I just took Tasha's picture.
I am going to take Nick's picture.
Mark is a champion picture taker.

by Udeson March 27, 2009

schwammie

The schwammie is a blackjack dealer that takes your money in Las Vegas or any other reputable gambling establishment.

The schwammie is a new dealer that is installed after the previous dealer has been paying the entire table. The job of the schwammie is to get the money back for the casino.

I just got schwammed.

This dealer has been taking all of my money. Schwamm Schwamm.

Watch out for the Schwammie.

by Udeson January 27, 2007