Schwamming

The worst type of trolling, originating from Schwamm, a german internet troll that mastered and is capable of doing EVERY type of trolling. At. the. same. time.

You Rageing is 100% guaranteed.

*setting: some video game*
Guy 1: IM SO PISSED AT THAT ONE GUY! HE WAS SCHWAMMING ME SO HARD!
Guy 2: woooah i feel bad for you bro.
guy 1: rage quits.
Guy Schwamming : EPIC WINNING *destroys everything*

by Unicorn97681432 August 15, 2011

Shamming

Shamming (Military): "To intentionally avoid work, being at work, exercise, etc..."

1: "Hey Bob, I know you aren't really doing that paperwork you're just shamming to avoid working outside."

2: "Bob is a fuckin' shammer."

by phosphoresence May 19, 2009

Scamming

To straight take a fools card info/ BANK CARD and get free shit and free money and all the big booty gold digger thottianas

Bro he be scamming he took 3500 from my card and I never heard from him again

by Thejugggod November 11, 2019

Schwarbington bear

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.

1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006

Scamming

Someone promising you that they will give something to you after you give something to them. They don't do it after you give them something.

The girl wanted to continue scamming her enemy.

by DancingSushi November 4, 2019

Scramming

When you're lazily scrolling through Instagram, you're scramming.

Scrolling + gramming = scramming

D: Whatcha doing?

B: Nothing really... just scrolling through Instagram.
D: Ah gotcha, you're just scramming.

by The Bambino624 October 27, 2019

Schwimming

To mess around in a pool, but not accually swim.
Not to be confused with "swimming", which is used to reffer to swimming laps.

I don't feel like swimming, I'm too tired, lets go schwimming.

by Davy Allen November 15, 2006