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schwaffelwaffle 

A type of Dutch biscuit, round and sandwiched with caramel.
Mmmm this schwaffelwaffle tastes so good!

schwaiger 

dude she gave me a schwaiger !
schwaiger by bobbi yurld December 8, 2010

schwaffel nuffer

is a retarded cat with rat teeth
wow what a schwaffel nuffer.
schwaffel nuffer by choofy November 26, 2017
A girl that you are so close with, you refer to as your 'wife', but is also related to you as a cousin...and may or may not be your sister.
You are so good to me, my schwifey!

Our mothers were so crazy, you may or may not be my sister as WELL as my cousin, but I love you...so I will just call you my schwife!
Schwife by buffanyc July 12, 2010

schwaimed 

Wiping two bodily scented fingers underneath someone's nose.
Dude, you got schwaimed.
schwaimed by D from Big D August 25, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026