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schwaffelwaffle 

A type of Dutch biscuit, round and sandwiched with caramel.
Mmmm this schwaffelwaffle tastes so good!

schwaiger 

dude she gave me a schwaiger !
schwaiger by bobbi yurld December 8, 2010

schwaffel nuffer

is a retarded cat with rat teeth
wow what a schwaffel nuffer.
schwaffel nuffer by choofy November 26, 2017
A girl that you are so close with, you refer to as your 'wife', but is also related to you as a cousin...and may or may not be your sister.
You are so good to me, my schwifey!

Our mothers were so crazy, you may or may not be my sister as WELL as my cousin, but I love you...so I will just call you my schwife!
Schwife by buffanyc July 12, 2010

schwaimed 

Wiping two bodily scented fingers underneath someone's nose.
Dude, you got schwaimed.
schwaimed by D from Big D August 25, 2010

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026