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Schmiosh 

Any small item or animal; also can be used to replace any word your heart desires.

Schmioshys, Schmioshies
Oh damn, look at the schmoshies on that woman's head.

Look at that damn schmiosh.

Puppy = Schmiosh
Schmiosh by Mr Nom Noms December 20, 2008
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Schmitch 

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom
My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.
Schmitch by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020

scrumish 

Mmmm these ccs are scrumish
scrumish by Clam fisherman November 16, 2014

Infamous Two Toned Scrumish 

Your bumpin and grindin with dis gurl from the club at cho house when your doin phyically penetrating her left side in the rear and when your about to cum pull out shimmy shimmy yer fat ass to the toilet to blow your load

Warning: Side affects may include nazshia, diharia, head aches, cramps, lukemia, and dehydrations
Dog i Infamous Two Toned Scrumish dis girl last night.
That hotel is bit too scumish for my taste.
scumish by Squir of Pegallon August 3, 2016

schmith hit

to take an overly large puff on your cigar or cigart
"Look at this man, im gonna take a schmith hit"
*guy dies from tobbaco inhalation*
schmith hit by Barndon A December 11, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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