schumitsh

one with hobet feet often square toes and odd looking ears often the smoker of the group

That kid is always being a schumitsh

by makylovey June 11, 2009

Schmiosh

Any small item or animal; also can be used to replace any word your heart desires.

Schmioshys, Schmioshies

Oh damn, look at the schmoshies on that woman's head.

Look at that damn schmiosh.

Puppy = Schmiosh

by Mr Nom Noms December 20, 2008

Schmitch

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom

My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.

by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020

scrumish

Something that was fucking delicious

Mmmm these ccs are scrumish

by Clam fisherman November 16, 2014

Infamous Two Toned Scrumish

Your bumpin and grindin with dis gurl from the club at cho house when your doin phyically penetrating her left side in the rear and when your about to cum pull out shimmy shimmy yer fat ass to the toilet to blow your load

Warning: Side affects may include nazshia, diharia, head aches, cramps, lukemia, and dehydrations

Dog i Infamous Two Toned Scrumish dis girl last night.

by Raptorsoraus November 10, 2009

scumish

something of a scummy nature

That hotel is bit too scumish for my taste.

by Squir of Pegallon August 3, 2016

schmith hit

to take an overly large puff on your cigar or cigart

"Look at this man, im gonna take a schmith hit"
*guy dies from tobbaco inhalation*

by Barndon A December 11, 2005