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Scootball 

Volleyball and soccer in one game. Played in a small room with two open doors on each side of the room that are across from each other. Then you try to score by kicking or hiting the ball in the two open doors, but when the balll hits the ground you have stop, pick up the ball, and start passing again. The person that hit the ball last before it hit the ground doesn´t get the ball, the other person gets to start with the ball.
Me and my friend played scootball today. It was so much fun, you should try to play scootball.
Scootball by jocelyn_radcliffe June 17, 2019
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scootaloo 

1. The name of one of the Cutiemark Crusaders(CMC) from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic.
2. A chicken call.
Here chickens! Scoot-scoot-scootaloo! Come here chickens!
scootaloo by Fluttrshy July 18, 2011

Scartball 

Scartball is a sport invented in the late 90s in Boone, North Carolina. The Scartball in question is a Wal-Mart toy-section style fun-ball, usually found in those giant bins with shrek or barbie or something on them. Scartball is played on a tennis (scartball) court. The use of hands is not allowed, although the use of whiskey is encouraged. Games are played to 11, and you must win by 2 points.
Let's head up to the swim complex and bust out some scartball.
Scartball by Rgasm May 2, 2009

softballer 

A girl, usually between ages 12 and 21, who is obsessed with softball. plays at least twice a week, often rejects invitations to hang out because of softball.
girl A: Hey wanna sleep over my house on friday night? theres gunna be mad weed and my parents won't be home.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.
softballer by SoftballFreak April 28, 2011

suck a softball through a straw 

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything
That bitch could suck a softball through a straw

National kiss a softball player day 

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th
today is national kiss a softball player day”

softball booty 

A large booty that developed from playing softball, usually found on taller athletic girls who keep their hair in pony tails and frequently wear yoga pants/shorts.
Me: "Check out the girl on first base."
Friend:"Ugh, not my type."
Me: "With a Softball booty like that?! You're crazy."
softball booty by tipshades June 9, 2018