school meth 

When you start smoking meth in the bathroom with a bunch of gang members at your school

Donal: yo you got that good good

Martin yea bro I got that school meth

Donal how did you get it

Martin I smuggled in a lawn mower

school meth by Boobies6971 November 14, 2019

paya lebar methodist girls school 

we are all just fkin gay LMFAOO also fake grass everywhere what a waste of our budget and elitism seems to be in our blood and is inherited by batches.. like damn let's give NA and NT ppl a chance pls.. most teachers are nice and helpful but that's when i used to be in school... _ 99% of the girls here r gay or act gay, and we usually don't know how to act around guys.. i would still defend this school though if anyone else made a comment about us

hey isn't your girlfriend from paya lebar methodist girls school? she's probably gay

paya lebar methodist girls school by urmothersdogx August 23, 2021

Geylang Methodist Secondary School 

Located in a red light district but somehow manages to have the modt posh and uptight kids and the most YP in the same school. Apparently the school got a lot of money but uses it to make more basketball courts that we somehow aren't allowed to use most times. GMSS is the place where you find muggers and vapers sitting next to each other in class.

Geylang Methodist Secondary School is only known for it's tragic death (RIP)

Geylang Methodist Secondary School by fakurmaderpassawayy August 20, 2021

Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School 

A nunnery that produces linguistically talented bisexuals & bimbos. Hallelujah?

Wah you in Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School for how long liao? Nunnery sia, you confirm like girls also right

Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School by milotruck August 21, 2021

Fairfield Methodist Secondary School 

✅ LGBT Friendly (everyone’s hearts are gay and bright 🏳️ 🌈❤️)

✅ Loves Jesus very much (worship him everyday! 😍🙏🏻)

❌ Budget neighbourhood school

❌ XMMs & YPs

❌Many pick me girls and cringe boys

❌Toilets with piss all over the floor

❌PE equipments at least 10 years old

Mary : Hey Yumeko! Which school did you go to before Hyakkaou Private Academy ?

Yumeko : Fairfield Methodist Secondary School

Mary : That school is ass.

Fairfield Methodist Secondary School by eren jeager is my sussy baka August 26, 2021

Methodist girls school 

MGS be like: “we give you WAs once a week so you have lEsS sTreSS”
Also MGS: “Oh yes and you have three weighted presentations and six projects due this week”

And wearing anything other than school socks gives you one demerit point even if the socks are white and practically exactly the same as the school socks.

Also they obvi don’t like lgbtq so-

“Oh Methodist girls school, that’s the school that forces their students to wear a blouse over their pinafore which takes a billion years to iron all for the sake of ‘tradition’”

Methodist girls school by I’m honest tho September 25, 2021

Methuen High School 

The shitty high school in methuen mass. Its gotten better since the early 2000's. Now only 70% of the students smoke pot. Mr.Nick, the principle who didn't give a fuck about anything resigned so now its a faggot who wishes he was important, Mr.Guica.

A breif overview: The biggest cunt in the whole building is Hallbauer, avoid her at all costs, especially if you dress sketchy and smoke cigarettes, cause she'll hunt you down if she sees you with a lighter.

All the emo kids sit in the third cafeteria, in the corner near the window, next to the second cafe. Theres a fight in the lunch room every friday, and once in a while there a spanish dance party and you can't tell if they're fighting or grinding(these are fucking terrifying.)

Out in the lobby of the gym(The fishbowl) is where all the smokers hang out, and when you have a stooge(d-bag mhs word for cigarette) you will be accompinied by half of these people into the forest to smoke that cigarette.

All the fights between spanish kids usually happen on the bridge and when you get here you'll probably be late for you class because all the spanish kids perch themselves like birds and don't fucking move at all. Its really gay, but the fights are cool. Once i saw the two gay teachers take a fight by the balls and break it up single handedly. This was balls to the way.

I went to Methuen High School and it was the time of my life, but now i don't have a life.

Methuen High School by stonerprideright November 23, 2010