schnockled 

The act of getting hammered out of your gord. Also, in latin, to ramrod a poor, hapless, 19 year old female with no right to be at the bar.

Dude, I was totally schnockled last night so much that I don't remember the girl that I schnockled on my couch!

schnockled by djnewtdog June 9, 2009

Schnockled 

A word that describes being completely destroyed in any event.

The football team was schnockled in the championship game.

The lightweight was schnockled at the New Year's party.

Schnockled by the michael January 9, 2006

schmeckledorf 

the state of being bamboozled

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!

schmeckledorf by dano magnum September 26, 2006

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

cock schlocked 

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

cock schlocked by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

shockled 

a blend of the words shocked and baffled used in instances where one or the other simply wont satisfy the magnitude of the reaction.

At first, I was shocked but the more I thought of it, I became baffled as well. This information flat out shockled me.

shockled by GrandmasterSchrute March 11, 2021

schnozzled 

the concept of being totally mashed from any intoxicating substances

'Damn Kate, i'm so frickin' schnozzled!'

schnozzled by Sdrz. February 26, 2008