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1)schnob(v) - british slang to fuck someone or to have sex with
2)schnobbing(v) - The action of fucking or having sex with
3)schnobbed(v) - Past tense to schnob
1) Later tonight i'm going to schnob that chick I met at the pub yesterday.
2) My roomate walked in while I was schobbing that chick.
3) I schnobbed that chick I was telling you about last night.
schnob by Jadraxx January 3, 2005
Words you can keep
a person with a small penis, usually going by the name of Duncan (see duncan in search)
Scott: Hey guys did you see that Duncan over there, boy he's got a awesome Schnob!
schnob by Andrew Wilkinson October 2, 2007

schnob-ed 

1. A person who has a schnob shaped forehead

2. An automatic depiction of a chav

3. A person who smells of smegma or tuna that is not dolphin friendly

4. Another term for cheese and onion pie (recent)
1. Eddie has a schnob-ed

2. Eddie is a schnob-ed

3. Eddie, you smell of fish you schnob-ed

4. Oh my Eddie, what a tasty schnob-ed pie this is
schnob-ed by eddiephathead September 20, 2006

Schnob Goblin 

Noun:(Shh-nawb-Gawb-lin) A person who skuggles down liquer, primarily schnobs; An alcoholic alias.
Holy smokes that man had 42 drinks, what a Schnob Goblin.
Schnob Goblin by CruciaL Chaotic April 21, 2010
A method of smearing paint; Taytayski’s preferred technique of throwing paint around a canvas.
“Now grab some paint and schlob it on the canvas”
“My favorite part of the background is schlobbing the paint around!”

Load that brush, and start schlobin!
Schlob by Taytayski August 21, 2020

Schnibblins 

The leftover, smallest pieces of a given item. Often referring to food, in particular, the extra crispy little bits of french fries found at the bottom of the container.
Audrey's favorite food experience is eating the crispy goodness of schnibblins found at the bottom of the container of fries.
Schnibblins by ThisisJoeW September 15, 2021

schnibb-schnobb

noun: the art of bullshittin, shootin the shit, holding endless, meaningless, conversations that sometimes result in interesting or quizzical points.
John Louis's schnibb-schnobbin helpd him realized certain things within the relativily of his own time frame, given the conditions of the moment, his realizations felt important and meaningful.
schnibb-schnobb by Laura Wolf March 28, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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