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The act of fiercely flicking an object repeatedly until it turns purple.

I schnitzes his wiener because he performed a strawberry cheesecake.

schnitzes by fragecasy March 2, 2010

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Schnitzel Toe

The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants

“Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.

Schnitzel Toe by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018

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schnitzer fritzed

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

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schnilzer

Another name for a water bong.

Adam and Chris passed the Schnilzer, until they were both really ripped.

schnilzer by ahh schnilly! July 26, 2008

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Schnitzel Bawmb

A word that describes the perfect schnitzel only found within a 10 mile radius from Stockholm's "Gott Gott Grillen".
But it can also be used to express a sudden surge of awesomeness in your surroundings.

Yo this Schnitzel is da Bawmb. I'ts like, Schnitzel Bawmb!

Schnitzel Bawmb by Stu Pidmoron June 10, 2008

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Von Schnitzel

The Von Schnitzel tank was a feared weapon in WW2. Created by "Von Schnitzel" himself, this tank features the powerfull "Pleskinshoota" capable of destorying enemy tanks with one round.

I am the von schnitzel tank.
Javoleh!

Von Schnitzel by vonschnitz September 25, 2005

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schnite

A stupid person that is incredibly annoying and makes you filled with rage

“Hey man did you see that stupid schnite walking down the hallway yesterday?”
“Yeah, what a schnite.”

schnite by swaglicious688 October 15, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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