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A dripping or damp appendage used to scrape garbage from the wings of she-devil squirrel-hounds that forage for fruit in the deep caverns of the planet Uranaus.
My schmop is dripping with schmegma now that we have furiosly scrubbed out the crevices from the wings of the she-devil squirrel-hounds that forage on the fruit of Uranus.
schmop by Dr. Phuckalatpuss January 5, 2008

schmop on her boomdaddies 

to suckle the nipple, preferably of a female
Bro 1 - Im gonna schmop on her boomdaddies later on
Bro 2 - sweet man her boomdaddies are huge

schmop on my domepiece

Guy 1 - Dude, shes gonna schmop on my domepiece tonight.
Guy 2 - Sweet.

Schmick schmop

Let me just get this area looking schmick schmop.
Schmick schmop by Strelizrus March 27, 2026
A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck
Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019

Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!