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A Bowl packed with lots of tobacco at the bottom and a generous layer of marijuana on top, smoked out of a bong. The heady a Schmop provides is mind boggling
yo Jerry, Watch me rip this fat schmop!
Schmop by jcmokurley22 May 9, 2018
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A dripping or damp appendage used to scrape garbage from the wings of she-devil squirrel-hounds that forage for fruit in the deep caverns of the planet Uranaus.
My schmop is dripping with schmegma now that we have furiosly scrubbed out the crevices from the wings of the she-devil squirrel-hounds that forage on the fruit of Uranus.
schmop by Dr. Phuckalatpuss January 5, 2008

schmop on her boomdaddies 

to suckle the nipple, preferably of a female
Bro 1 - Im gonna schmop on her boomdaddies later on
Bro 2 - sweet man her boomdaddies are huge

schmop on my domepiece

Guy 1 - Dude, shes gonna schmop on my domepiece tonight.
Guy 2 - Sweet.

Schmick schmop

Let me just get this area looking schmick schmop.
Schmick schmop by Strelizrus March 27, 2026
A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck
Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019

Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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