Schmop

A Bowl packed with lots of tobacco at the bottom and a generous layer of marijuana on top, smoked out of a bong. The heady a Schmop provides is mind boggling

yo Jerry, Watch me rip this fat schmop!

by jcmokurley22 May 9, 2018

schmop

A dripping or damp appendage used to scrape garbage from the wings of she-devil squirrel-hounds that forage for fruit in the deep caverns of the planet Uranaus.

My schmop is dripping with schmegma now that we have furiosly scrubbed out the crevices from the wings of the she-devil squirrel-hounds that forage on the fruit of Uranus.

by Dr. Phuckalatpuss January 5, 2008

schmop on her boomdaddies

to suckle the nipple, preferably of a female

Bro 1 - Im gonna schmop on her boomdaddies later on
Bro 2 - sweet man her boomdaddies are huge

by gin078 May 20, 2009

schmop on my domepiece

the act of receiving a blow job

Guy 1 - Dude, shes gonna schmop on my domepiece tonight.
Guy 2 - Sweet.

by gin078 May 20, 2009

Schmoil

A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck

Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.

by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019

Schmoigle

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.

Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011

Schmole

A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.

Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating

by Jimmycrack May 7, 2020