Schmopke 

When you creampie your girlfriend to the point where it begins gushing out, so to clean it up you hold her upside down and use her hair as a mop

Oh Dang! You make a good Schmopke!

Schmopke by Rhynobyte February 25, 2018

Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010

schmockey 

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.

As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."

schmockey by rpc11 October 30, 2007

Schmoke 

To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.

"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You

Schmoke by Eel Cire January 26, 2014

schmokenhagen 

n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.

"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"

schmokenhagen by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008

schmökelt 

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.

schmökelt by 0leep November 10, 2020

Schmooked 

To Be Beaten Shamefully

Hallah: Omg Dude Wtf I Got Fkn Schmooked

Cabal: Chilax Have A Kebab

Hallah: Fully Sick Man

Cabal: Fully

Schmooked by Lachlan Hallal August 18, 2006