Schmohawk

A douche bag driver.

Hey, dum dum. Move in. You know what my father used to call those people? Schmohawks.

by jojo20 September 23, 2007

Schmohawk

My father was a Shawnee. My mother was a Mohawk. What does that make me? Answer: a Schmohawk. (From The Eddie Cantor Radio Show in the early 1940s)

He is such a schmohawk, he thinks Greenpoint is the tip of a sour pickle.

by Vaildoc February 12, 2018

schmohawk

Any person with a fauxhawk

Look at that idiot and his schmohawk.

by Winky Jones October 20, 2008

Schmohawk

Used by mostly by Southwest Jews for quite a spell now. My papa been sayin it since I's a pint-sized chitlin.

Schmohawk - Peoples or person of Hebrew ethnicity who idolizes and/or emulates Native American people and their culture.

Crystal: My family and I is genuine Cherokee Indian. I reckon I don't look it, but that's the gospel truth.

Yehuda: I feel that. My bubbie says that I'm 1/64 Schmohawk; that's why I can't grow a beard right.

by josh672 (phyto) January 6, 2025

shmohawk

A horrible driver. Some asshole who pulls a dick move when driving ie: " That fucking Shmohawk just cut me off." You fucking shmohawk.

As desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by Larry David and Larry's father. I think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. Rent that shit, its fucking funny. A shmohawk does not know how to drive.

by idiotech66 January 14, 2008

scrohawk

a single vertical stripe of hair running along an otherwise shaved scrotum.

John's boss wouldn't let him get a mohawk because it was unprofessional, so he engaged in silent protest by getting a scrohawk.

by omnihilo December 15, 2008

shmohawk

Yinglish: A cover word for "shmuck."

That Maude is a real shmohawk.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004